Organizing my chest of sex drawers and taking inventory
Posted at 11:43 PM Apr 17, 2008
1015am Organizing my chest of sex drawers and taking inventory. I need more condoms. And probably a rechargeable vibrator.
1235pm Leaning into my washing machine with my body to hold it steady while a rug finishes washing, I finally get why the ladies like the Spin Cycle. That's some crazy strong vibrating.
230pm My dentist came in to check my chart after my teeth cleaning and was all shy and cute when I smiled at him. I enjoy making him slightly uncomfortable with my ladyskills.
5pm Just found a packing list I made for a recent trip to NYC: Red Dress. Boots. Dong. Strap-on." Classy, that's me.
1030pm Writing a story, wishing I could speak firsthand about fucking an Asian guy.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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