6 tips for crafting a naughty email
Posted at 10:17 AM Apr 08, 2008
1. Masturbate first so you're a little riled up and glowy when you write.
2. Use a thesaurus (well, thesaurus.com at least - who remembers those archaic coding systems for the analog version anymore?) but don't get carried away. Actually, Urban Dictionary is a good option too - again, don't get carried away.
3. If you're lazy, shy, or prefer reading to writing, encourage your partners in naughtiness to send you their top two (or five) fantasies.
4. If you're going to go plot-driven, structure the email around either a fantasy you'd like to play out or write a recap of some hot sex you've had in the past. Use your judgment as to whether or not it's ok to report back on sex that was had with the someone who isn't the person to whom you're writing.
5. Recognize that language has it's limits (how many ways can you say "suck cock," really?) and that sometimes there's just no better way to express yourself than by attaching home made noodz.
6. For the love of all that's holy, check and re-check the email address before you hit send - this applies to all forms of electronic communication that rely on an address book. Nothing is a worse faux pax than accidental over-sharing of your sexual fantasies with an unintended receiver.
--Audacia Ray
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Yay for getting your own column in the Village Voice:
http://menofcolor.blogs.com/moc_blog/2008/04/audaica-rey-con.html
Victor H.
Posted by: Victor at April 8, 2008 11:06 AM
The last one is a very good point.
I can't even begin to describe the feeling of awkwardness that one gets after realizing you sent quite a few nude pictures of yourself to the wrong e-mail address.
Well, at least someone is getting a pleasant surprise.
Posted by: Miss C at April 11, 2008 3:28 AM
