Fact: People give more money when you show your legs
Posted at 6:58 PM Apr 25, 2008
8am: walking the dog in a light rain. I like how my upper lip feels like there are beads of sweat on it. It's just H20, but it makes me think of sweaty sex.
3pm: it is pouring and I'm going to the liquor store. Want a couple glasses of wine before I go onstage. To strip. Just kidding.
5pm: dressing for tonight's gala fundraiser where I'm the emcee. Black boots, short skirt, looooong jacket. Fact: People give more money when you show your legs.
6pm: my co-host is so hot. I can just see the top of her chest piece, which makes me want to get tattooed. Also to lean over and smell her neck, but I don't.
9pm: I have a total crush on Duff Goldman (the Ace of Cakes). Not sure what it is, the baldness or the Jewishness or what, but I want him to frost my nipples with his buttercream
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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