I may watch something porny and eat a bowl of noodles
Posted at 10:57 PM Apr 28, 2008
1030am: is it bad that, after wisdom tooth extraction, I need to clarify that "no drinking through straws" also means no cocksucking? Or, at least, creative cocksucking?
145pm: it's the middle of the day and I can do whatever I want. I think I may watch something porny and eat a bowl of noodles.
3pm: you know how they say anticipation is the best part of sex? I'm not sure how I feel about that. It's def the best part of wanking. Well, besides the coming.
8pm: my landscaper looks like a dark and swarthy Amish guy. Contradiction, yes, but hello, Amish sex fantasy!
8.35pm: confession: I sort of watch Dancing With the Stars to see how low a costume can go without ass cleavage.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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