...realized that "masticate" sounds a lot like "masturbate"
Posted at 8:17 PM Apr 20, 2008
11.35am: that was some serious banging yesterday. I think maybe the sideways fucking gave me bruises, maybe? Phew!
1.40pm: decision to wear a skirt and no panties today was a good one. It's a beautiful day and my lunchtime walk was very pleasant.
3.30pm: deciding what to wear for dinner date tonight. Rain suggests jeans and boots, but I'm thinking a short dress, boots and *no* panties*! Keeping with the theme. Is good!
9.30pm: I just bit my tongue at dinner (paella-seriously, how do you do that?) and while explaining to A. how, realized that "masticate" sounds a lot like "masturbate." Then I laughed, cos it's funny.
12.40am: home. Post-fucking haze and A says, "I think that was the best blowjob of my life." Seriously? I get that remark twice in two days? Go, me!
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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