The Legend of Jürgen Anger

Posted at 9:39 PM Apr 17, 2008

Every Thursday, Naked City expands your pornographic worldview with tales from the far reaches of the earth. Four international pornographers share this space to tell all about the experiences of being porny and making porn outside of the United States.

In this inaugural column, Berlin-based artist/pornographer Jürgen Anger tells the (slightly tall) tale of how he came to be.

My mother ran away from home when she was nineteen to see the first Elvis Presley concert in Germany, where she gave her first blow job to an American soldier. In 1961 she opened a whorehouse at Schildergasse 17 in Cologne. It was the first independent brothel operated by a woman in the city. My father was a police officer who met my mother during a police raid of the place soon after it opened. My father first set eyes on my mother as he entered one of the rooms to see her peeing on a customer. The smell of sweat and piss aroused him. My mother was fascinated by the uniform and the big bulge in my father's pants.

Later that night, after things had settled down, my father returned. My mother put on my father's uniform and took his gun. She shoved the gun up his ass and he had the hardest hard on he ever had. Before he came my mother jumped on his dick and I was conceived. My father was very fond of my mother’s growing belly. He loved to piss and shit on it. Often they would sell tickets to customers allowing them to watch. During one of the sessions my mother went into labor. Luckily one of the customers was a gynecologist and helped so that I was able to see the world - which at that moment was a room in a brothel in Cologne, full of piss and shit.

I liked to be in the whorehouse and to play with all my nannies. I not only had the opportunity to suck my mother's tits; I had many choices. Sucking became my favorite entertainment: tits, dildos, dicks and asses, but my favorite was to suck my mother's earlobes. Being very shy I followed my mother everywhere. Especially to the toilet. The smell of piss and shit reminded me of how I entered this world. Later I was sitting for hours in a bathtub peeing in the air like a fountain in a public park. I invited a boy from school to join in. We had fabulous afternoons in the bathtub peeing on each other. We took pictures of each other and showed them to my mother.

When I was 14 I got my first video camera. My friend and I started to make adult versions of shows we knew from television: "The wild horses of Bonanza," "James Bond fucks the World," and "Perverse Aliens from Outer Space." In the tender age of 16 I hitchhiked to London in 1977 to see a concert with The Clash. There I shot my first porn drama: "How I fucked Sid Vicious to Death."

After seeing the film my mother announced: “Now it is time for you to enter the Art World. Please choose an artist name.” So I became the porn producer Jürgen Anger.

At the moment I am curating the 3rd edition of the PornfilmfestivalBerlin. So please submit your dirty work to: org@pornfilmfestivalberlin.de

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