Top Ten Crazy/Sexy Tattoos
Posted at 4:12 PM Apr 15, 2008
After the jump: nine more sometimes sexy, entirely outrageous tattoos - some are on or around people's sensitive parts, while others are on more publicly visible parts of the body but have explicit themes.
8. Is this tattoo on a lesbian fisting aficionado or a vagina-hating dude? You decide.
7. From a design perspective, this is a well-crafted backpiece with lots of colorful and complex elements. But look a little closer and check out all the vaginal discharge, plus pins through penises.
6. Using tattoos to turn body parts into picturesque nightmares? Pretty cool, but a million times cooler when the body part in question is the vulva.
5. I really want to know about the mechanics of doing this tattoo. Did this guy have to maintain an erection for the duration of the inking sessions? If not, how did the artist get the color and detail so perfect?
**update** I need wonder no more! A reader (comment below, but reposting the link here) helps solve the mystery, with the tattoo collector's very own website. Extensive pictures show tattooed shorts extending beyond the cock. Impressive indeed!
4. This tattoo, affectionately known as the "gay mermen tattoo," has shown up on every "bad tattoo" or "crazy tattoo" website I've ever seen. The best thing about it is that it seems faded from time and exposure, which means that the wearer goes shirtless in the sun to sport this tattoo. And that's unequivocally awesome.
3. Technically, this is the craziest tattoo I've ever seen, with its combination of size, detail and location. It doesn't get number one billing because it's owner isn't a porn star, so with the exception of exposing it via ModBlog and BMEzine, it's a private thing.
2. Porn performer Rob Rotten is pretty much covered in tattoos, and of course he'd be remiss if he didn't have ink on his dick. Hence: "poison."
1. Porn performer, ballerina, and tattoo artist Adrenalynn's butthole tattoo reportedly reads "Jared's little fuck doll" - Jared is her husband, and also the tattoo artist who inked her naughty hole. Hilariously, in message board discussions about the butthole text, some posters have suggested that the tattoo reads "one ring to rule them all."
BONUS: Check out the "erotic" tag on ModBlog, a body modification blog published by the Body Modification Ezine.
--Audacia Ray
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A friend of mine wants a dragon tattoo, so I've been hunting them down for him and came across the dragon penis a couple months ago. Here's the link of the owner, with all the details about how (and why):
http://brynorpheus.co.uk/
And check out the backside of his "shorts": http://brynorpheus.co.uk/pb/wp_20345211/wp_20345211.html?0.04544649552553892
Worthy of inclusion in your Top Ten, definitely!
(And, no, apparently he didn't have to maintain an erection for the entire thing.)
Posted by: Kristina Wright at April 15, 2008 5:40 PM
Hmm. Anal ring tattoos. And here I was thinking anal bleaching was the weirdest thing you could do to your butt. Silly me.
Also, that cunt puncher one... I think we can safely assume that if you were going to date a man with that tatt, that's a deal breaker.
Posted by: Ms Naughty at April 16, 2008 10:15 PM
Adrenalyn's anal ring is totally hot. Came across her a few months back. And thanks to some dedicated freeze frame action, I'm certain it's indeed "One ring to rule them all"- in ELVISH, no less. My wife was so impressed. Lost major points for not "ruling" her partner with it, however...
Posted by: god at April 17, 2008 10:06 AM
well i was jerking off and in the middle of my wank session i wondered what does her butthole really say?
i quickly went limp thinking of it but ur sexy ass redeemed me pleas respond ur "biggest" fan the smell
Posted by: branden at July 21, 2008 3:55 PM
