A drunken makeout party for two sounds really fun
Posted at 11:16 PM May 12, 2008
10am: Skypeing with K, I realize that if I get a Bluetooth headset, I can talk to him and masturbate at the same time.
6.30pm: Three guys at the hardware store pitch in to help me find wire, hooks and clothespins. Aw, enjoy high school!
7pm: My cute neighbor with the pierced lip also has pierced nips. I know because right now he is is mowing my yard bare-muscle-chested. Wonder if he has more hardware, elsewhere.
8.30pm: The neighbor boy just left after I gave him a drink of lemonade. I mean, bourbon. He so wants to ask me out. Shyness is sort of cute.
10.15pm: For the first time in a while, a drunken makeout party for two sounds really fun. I make sure to leave the shade up when I undress in front of the window.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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