Booty 911: Butt Pimples B-Gone!
Posted at 12:11 PM May 14, 2008
I could write some snarky and punnerific text about this beauty product, which is designed specifically to reduce the plague of butt pimples, but the text on the product page is better than I could make up:
No one ever talks about butt zits. Most of us have them! Come on, you know who you are!!!! It's OK, the majority of folks in this world experience the ultra-taboo booty pimple once in a while but until now, it has never been talked about nor has there been a product on the market dedicated solely to your ass!!!!
Though I haven't seen a butt pimple cream on the market before, I have to take issue with the bold statement that there has never been "a product on the market dedicated solely to your ass!!!!" Let us not forget Sphincterine, a minty tasting ass-stringent (sadly, I cannot take credit for that pun, its part of their marketing) designed to freshen up the flavor of your butthole.
--Audacia Ray
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