Eat This: Chocolate Starfish
Posted at 10:55 AM May 28, 2008
Bisous Pure Belgian Chocolates sounds like a perfectly respectable brand, but their URL (EdibleAnus.com) and tagline (The Incredible Edible Anus) reveal that something naughty is afoot.
Yes, it's a company that exclusively produces chocolates in the shape of a well-spoked (yes, those little wrinkles around your butthole have a name: spokes) anus. If you want a little more permanent memorial to the chocolate starfish, you might consider investing in one of their limited edition solid silver anuses, which cost £235 and are not edible. If you're not sure why you'd need the limited edition, the company has a sales pitch for you:
People come and people go. Our solid silver anus is immune from the daily wear and tear that similar products experience. A quality product immortalised in silver…for the man who has everything.
Um, "similar products" - like what? Actual living buttholes? Chocolate buttholes? Silicone casts of porn star's buttholes? None of those seem especially similar to a larger than life cast of an ass pucker.
--Audacia Ray
[Via: Gloria's Oversexed Mind]
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