Finally there's a fuckathon in my future
Posted at 11:07 PM May 26, 2008
7.30am: even when I fall asleep on the sofa, I go back to my bed to jerk off under the covers.
9.00am: I like being on my hands and knees when I'm gardening. Especially when people walk by on their way to church.
1.05pm: aw, yay, K's back in town! Finally there's a fuckathon in my future.
5.00pm: sometimes it's like somebody sprayed me with those back-of-women's-magazines magic pheromones or something. Dudes, back off!
9.30pm: IMing with T, who's been strangely absent for over a month since he got his heart hurt by a girl. I remind him that I'm an expert in kissing things and making them better. Girls can be so mean.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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