Five Household Pervertables
Posted at 12:55 PM May 20, 2008
There's plenty of high end BDSM gear on the market - and it's all shiny and pretty and makes you want to own it and then smack people around with it (or be smacked around with it). But if you're just getting started, or you find yourself stranded at a vanilla relative's home without your toy bag, there are plenty of things you can grab around the house that you can use to get your thrills.
Clothespins - classic nasties. The big bags they come in means that you can busy yourself strategically placing them all over. Most clothespins have a good amount of bite to them - to gentle them up a big, roll up some magazines and clamp them on there for a week or so. This will loosen them up a bit so they aren't quite so intensely grabby.
Wooden spoon - They're cheap, readily available, and make nice percussive sounds. Spatulas are nice too.
Saran wrap - Mummification anyone? Fun for wrapping someone up like a fleshy Christmas present, and works great as a dental dam for cunnilnigus/annilingus.
Snake bite kits - Depending on the part of the country you live in, snake bite kits are available in drug stores. Great for nipples and clits, they create intense suction wherever you stick them. Lots of sex shops stock these as well, but with a price mark up.
Vegetables - Not just any old vegetables, the phallic shaped ones. For extra fun, sautee and serve them to your lover when you're done. And if you're planning on using those organics anally, spend some time sculpting yourself a flared base. No one will believe that you slipped and fell in the garden if you go to the ER with a zucchini lost in your rectum.
--Audacia Ray
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