Here's me about to put the Hitachi to work
Posted at 11:07 PM May 05, 2008
7.15am: Ahjeez, I pulled a muscle in my back. Hope this doesn't affect my date with K day after tomorrow.
8am: Stef, my Starbuck's barrista, just told me when he's free after work. 1) I always thought he was gay, and 2) I wonder if he knows my name isn't Kitty like I always say.
Noon: at lunch with Tracy and our moms, I consider getting tattooed on a very bony part of my body. Tracy's got an awesome "Mother" tattoo across her upper chest.
2.15pm: um, my mother just told me she thinks I should find a man. I am successful in combating the laughter. She's retarded. Plus, my back hurts when I laugh.
8pm: when your back hurts and you're in for the evening, you def should dig around for the muscle relaxants. Here's me about to put the Hitachi to work on account of I'm so relaxed.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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