How come I've never done it with an auto mechanic?
Posted at 10:17 PM May 22, 2008
7am: four hours of sleep don't work for me. What does work for me is getting my oil changed. How come I've never done it with an auto mechanic? Hotness.
9.30am: my breakfast server just called me "Sugar Booger," and I liked it. Did I mention how very gay he is? So very gay.
1.00pm: why. Why do I have the image of my grandparents having oral sex in my head? Gosh, Barbara Walters shouldn't talk to Oprah or write about her sexual adventures. Ever.
2.15pm: 1st time in two years, I called my friend S, who said he knew who it was the second I giggled. Hee! I tend to call people when I'm getting pedicures.
5.30pm: S texts: how do the toes look? Me: Like Skittles! Like tropical Skittles! Taste the rainbow! Him: +work my way up to the pot of gold! (I am shocked. He is like one of my brothers. Eep.)
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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