I dreamed I had unprotected sex with Jack Nicholson & got knocked up
Posted at 11:54 PM May 15, 2008
3.57am: I dreamed I had unprotected sex with Jack Nicholson & got knocked up. FTR, Jack says, "Ohh, boy" right before he comes. In my fucked-up dreams, at least.
5.35am: another dream. This one with Chelsea Handler and Chelsea Girl, who remind me of each other, but they can't be the same person since they were both in my dream, duh.
7am: both of my knees are bruised. probably from yesterday's do-me-from-behind-while-i-kneel-on-my-boxsprings fucking. Ow.
9am: I keep talking during my massage with my friend F, because she's so flipping hot and her full back piece makes me want to do her.
1pm: the guy at the t-mobile store looks like some actor whose name i can't recall but who always plays the dimwitted friend. Cute, short, blond.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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