I need my houseboy to come over and cook dinner and do laundry
Posted at 4:03 PM May 23, 2008
8.30am: people can be so annoying. Seriously, when I run past you as you're walking your dog, try not to be totally obvious with your tittie stares. C'mon!
9.40am: stepping into the shower I am reminded how awesome my tits are. Okay, dog walker, you're forgiven! See you day after tomorrow!
1.20pm: get a phone call from K. Dude's going to slice me in half when he comes over tomorrow, I can tell.
5.00pm: I need my houseboy to come over and cook dinner and do laundry. Thank goodness he'd never want to do me; I'm way too fucking tired.
10.00pm: I should maybe do something about my underarms, but I kind of like them wispy like this. I sort of wonder if K will even notice if I leave them. So I do.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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