I shower and masturbate, intermittently thinking of The Strokes' "Juicebox" video
Posted at 5:31 PM May 02, 2008
8.15am: At the dog park, I notice that I'm only attracted to humans with normal-to-large-sized dogs. I believe this applies to human penises as well.
10am: Home, I shower and masturbate, intermittently thinking of The Strokes' "Juicebox" video. Yikes.
1.30pm: Man, what is with me seeing so many Amish people? And how come they're turning me on (the 18-20 yo girls, especially)? There's a whole table of bonneted, creamy-skinned Amishness at the Farmers' Market.
5pm: uh-oh, M, the guy staying @ my next-door neighbor's place is maybe 24 & into me. He has a pierced lip which sort of makes me hot, but sort of confuses me.
9.45pm: this week I have two dates with K and most likely one with A. Expecting to hear from T as well. Yea, verily I say unto you, when it doth rain, it poureth.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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