Men in Kilts
Posted at 10:01 AM May 05, 2008
This past Saturday was Kilt Day, in case you didn't know. The official Kilt Day website has a page full of suggested responses to the inevitable question: "What is worn underneath kilt?"
Top 15 favorite responses to women who ask "the question":
15) A lady doesn't ask and a gentleman doesn't tell!
14) If you want to get down on your knees, I'll show you!
13) As you can see.. my socks and shoes/boots!
12) The usual.
11) Well, well, well.. you must be the bad girl in your family!
10) I'll bet you didn't know that I wear a kilt.. just to meet women like you.
9) What do you think? Buy me a pint and maybe I'll let you check for yourself!
8) Well, I don't want to brag.. but this may be a turning point in your life!
7) Nothing is worn.. everything is in perfect working order!
6) Only my wife knows.
5) If I tell you, you're gonna want to see for yourself, just like the last dozen girls!
4) Of course it's true! But, if you want to check, you'll have to show me yours first!
3) If your hands aren't too cold, you can reach up under there and check for yourself!
2) How bad do you want to know?
1) Good girls don't ask.. but bad girls find out for themselves!
For more pictures of men in kilts, check out the Flickr group Kilted Life.
--Audacia Ray
more: Daily Voyeur
"Too bad for you, you just missed winning a big cash prize because you're actually the one million and first person to ask that question."
Posted by: Castigator at May 6, 2008 2:19 PM
Mr.Evolution is scottish...his theory is if there is something on under, you're a man in a skirt...
also, check out the barstood for men in kilts! http://bp3.blogger.com/_141qea9ryVs/R6CHEYeAUSI/AAAAAAAAA8s/zTIfAzrsSZs/s1600-h/ATT00007.jpg
Posted by: Ren at May 6, 2008 5:59 PM
