ouch, cramps, what's up? I need to go jerk off, that's what.
Posted at 11:25 PM May 29, 2008
4.00am: dreamt I was dating John Cusack. And his dad. I do not get it, but apparently I liked his dad enough to scale a wall of his house in SF wearing a skirt & no panties. Nice.
11.00am: shit, I think my mailman has a leetle crush on me. Go, me for answering the door with my boobs all outta control bc of my period.
4.30pm: ouch, cramps, what's up? I need to go jerk off, that's what.
11.00pm: the server at our favorite place just called me Monica. I am drunk enough to overlook this.
11.59pm: I get home and see that my neighbor's car is not there. Le sigh.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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