undressed, changed batteries and set a new orgasm record
Posted at 11:27 PM May 20, 2008
9.45am: going to go wank before my mom comes over to take me to lunch.
9.50am: undressed, changed batteries and set a new orgasm record. Yay, new batteries, I thought my clit would shoot out my nose.
12.15pm: seems like I always get seated in the cute dyke waitress' section at the Olive Garden. Okay, last time I was at an OG was 2001, but dang, girl with a fauxhawk, so cute!
8.30pm: I think Kristi Yamaguchi looks like a scary Japanese monster. There. I said it. Imagine her in Geisha kimono and makeup. With her turned-down mouth. Scary! Sorry, I like Asian girls a lot. But not that one.
11.00pm: fell asleep on the couch. A. called and woke me up. I can't remember what we talked about, but I distinctly remember him saying he'd like to tuck me in. Aww.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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