Clearly I'm due for a sleepover.
Posted at 11:03 PM Jun 19, 2008
4.30am: I woke up snuggling my head into the cat. Clearly I'm due for a sleepover.
9.35am: walking past this kid in the park. He just looked up at me and muttered, "aw, bitches, bitches ain't shit." Dude is MAYBE six. What?
12.00pm: I think I would like Tony Bourdain to come over, pick me up and shove his dick into me. I mean, um, I really enjoy his program.
9.05pm: I always know when I've written something good cos I feel like jerking off afterward.
11.30pm: for the first time in months, I'm going to read before bed. Nothing dirty. Ok, maybe a little dirty.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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