I have resolved to squat more
Posted at 10:10 PM Jun 24, 2008
6.10am: I don't THINK any neighbors can see me when i dump the coffee grounds into the garden while I'm naked.
10.00am: My ass is still displeasing to me. How can I make it more plumpier? To this end, I have resolved to squat more. And not just in the woods to pee, or while riding a dude. Like squats at the GYM, bitches.
12.15pm: If you were ever on a reality dating show (especially that totally lame ElimiDate): What. Were. You. Thinking.
4.00pm: Fucking K is awesome because today, when I came, it was when "True Blue" by Madonna played on shuffle and he made fun of me. Cos Madonna makes me come, apparently, AND it was the dance mix.
4.30pm: FTR, K had an orgasm to Feist's Mushaboom which I said made him a lesbian, and my Madonna climax made me a gay boy.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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