Edited by Audacia Ray

I wonder if I'll ever get tired of masturbation

1.30am: Holy crap, I just sustained the longest orgasm of my life. Thanks, Njoy Pure Wand!

1.15pm: Cute girl asst is here working in the garden. I am inside writing so I can take off in an hour and go to the pool.

4.00pm: Sitting by the pool in my chair. The woman next to me is nursing a child and has very manly legs. I am very fascinated by this.

6.35pm: At the Mexican restaurant. Luis the server isn't very good at the inconspicuous titty stare. De nada, Luis.

11.15pm: Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get tired of masturbation. Like, will it ever get predictable? I mean, it's ME. I already KNOW I'm good.

Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.

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Why did I read this stupid shit? This couldn't be less interesting.

Posted by: Jake at June 25, 2008 11:58 PM

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