I'm still not fucking his girlfriend
Posted at 10:05 PM Jun 26, 2008
7.45am: T sends me an IM, asking about my "sweet pussy." Aw, he's so nice.
8:25am: I get out of this chat by telling T that I'm going to shower. "Touch yourself and think of me?" he says. "Yes," I say and I do, but I'm still not fucking his girlfriend, no matter how nice he is to my vagina.
1.15pm: Watching the dog lick himself. Envious.
3.38pm: My friend Lil' P just left. On his bike. On his Schwinn beach cruiser bike with the awesome rims and whitewall tires. I kind of want to be his gf so I can get a matching bike and we can go riding together.
7.10pm: One of these days I'm going to be drunk & horny and Lil' P is accidentally going to become an FMF: Friend Mad Fucks. But it'll be cool, cos we can blame it on alcohol. God, I'm awful. But I still want to.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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