Someone wants to take me to dinner and fuck me until I speak Chinese
Posted at 9:35 PM Jun 18, 2008
7.30a: girl assistant candidate is here cleaning out the fridge. And cleaning the kitchen. She's really nice; seems slow, though. Need someone who'll power through stuff!
2.00p: girl asst candidate just emailed a CL listing for a new refrigerator. Initiative AND cuteness! I sort of think she's hired.
3.30p: I love the internet. Someone wants to take me to dinner and fuck me until I speak Chinese. Aww! Thanks, nice stalker guy!
4.00p: couple selling the fridge is moving overseas. I just bought a $1000 fridge for $200. Sweeter bc the wife is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
8.35p: feeling like maybe I was creepy kissing the wife euro-style when I left today. Tho, she is from S. America & they do that there, right?
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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