why can't I manage to get sex delivered?
Posted at 10:40 PM Jun 30, 2008
6.00am: Now that cute neighbor boy has stopped housesitting for weird neighbor guy, I don't hope someone in that house is watching me shower.
1.15pm: the guy at the mattress store just made me a great deal. I think it's bc of a combination of lip gloss and boobs.
4.30pm: If I can get a mattress delivered, why can't I manage to get sex delivered? Damn K and his international business trips.
6.30pm: decided to be more Zen about the whole sexless for a week thing. And by "Zen" I mean Craigslist.
10.15pm: and by Craigslist I mean w4w. Ugh, you dudes post the most unappealing ads.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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