Feeling like watching porn and eating ice cream
Posted at 10:12 PM Jul 01, 2008
5.00am: Damn, I fell asleep naked on the couch again. Somehow I'm gonna have to get back on a decent sleep schedule.
7.30am: Looking at a photo of Sinclair kissing a girl. Remembering how she pushed me against the wall in that elevator & kissed me that one time.
10.30am: Taking the dog for a run. Because I'm sexually frustrated. I mean, because it's good for me.
5.30pm: D, the cute military type from the gym, has four children. And, you know, a wife. He still has the hottest little body ever.
10.30pm: Feeling like watching porn and eating ice cream. When I get my own Ben & Jerry's flavor it's gonna be called Cookies & Creampies.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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