I want to put my mouth on his unagi
Posted at 10:43 PM Jul 02, 2008
1:30pm: Consistently surprised at the number of people who give a fuck what I'm doing.
3.30pm: K just called me from a van in a South American metropolis! I was a smartass & asked if he was kidnapped. He said no, but next week if I shoot my mouth off like that, he'll show me what that hole is for. Um, promise?
5.00pm: Considering how much sex I usually have, I know I have no room to complain, but. This girl will be tres heureuse when K gets back. Yay for vibrators, boo for absence of boyflesh.
7.15pm: The super-quiet, super-beatific waiter at my sushi place makes me quiver. Like, I want to put my mouth on his unagi. Damn him.
10.45pm: Met my deadline and now would like very much to have sex to celebrate. Some people drink champagne, I prefer...other stuff.
Madeline Glass whiles away her time on the internet delving into her and others' sex lives, while offline she juggles several, um, intimate relationships and an acute case of the roving horny eyeballs. Read her blog.
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