Naked City Contest: Write a Verse for the Wet Spots!
Posted at 6:07 PM Jul 16, 2008
The Wet Spots are a fantastic duo from Canada. From their website:
Picture a husband and wife team from the golden age of comedy. Now picture them singing sweetly about threesomes and taking it in the ass.Internationally acclaimed cabaret duo The Wet Spots (Cass King and John Woods) write the most elegant songs about sex that you will ever hear.
The duo will be doing their first full-length public performance in NYC at the Zipper Factory on Sunday, July 27th at 8 pm and they've joined forces with Naked City for a contest!
Starting today, creative types are invited to write a new verse to a Wet Spots song called Public Service Announcement, which is about things that you should not put in your ass - a YouTube video is below so you can study up on the rhyme pattern.
The winning verse and entertaining runners-up, as judged by me and the Wet Spots, will be published here on Naked City on July 24th, and the winning verse will be used in the song at the Zipper Factory show, plus immortalized in a Naked City TV video of the performance.
The winner also receives two tickets to the July 27th Wet Spots show plus a bag of swag - a copy of my book Naked on the Internet, a dvd of my porno directorial debut The Bi Apple, and a Sex Nerds Know How to Do It tee shirt, plus some other sexy goodies.
The deadline for all entries is 11.59 pm on Tuesday, July 22nd.
You can leave your verse in the comments on this post, or email it to nakedcity@villagevoicemedia.com.
Have at it!
--Audacia Ray
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Never put a carrot in your bum, son
not even one tiny little carrot in your bum....
Dont put that root in your patoot, Shoot!
Dont let those carbs stay in and then take root!
it might sneak up there and then get lost, and thats not the salad you want tossed...
so never never never never never never never put a carrot in your bum!
Dont put that light bulb in your cave, Dave
Thats not the energy you want to save...
Dont put that forty watt near your bud, spud...
if it cracks your crack your name will end up mud!
The damages they may be grave, and theres better ways to light your cave...
so never never never never never never never put a lightbulb in your bum!
Dont put that bottle up your shoot, scoot... not even one smidgen of that bottle in your shoot...
Dont put that red wine up your sassafrass....
its not the way to show that you have class....
its true you may get really drunk, but if it goes in past the trunk your sunk...
so never never never never never never never put a bottle in your bum!
Hi Cass...
see what you've started?
Posted by: Heather at July 10, 2008 8:08 PM
