Serious News: Earthquakes and Cocksucking [Porn-o-rama]
Posted at 9:05 PM Jul 29, 2008
I must say, I'm impressed with the ability of The Naughty American, the reporty side of the porn company Naughty America, to bring together porn and reporting about the earthquake in California today. They reported on the effects of the quake on a scene being shot for their site My Friend's Hot Mom thusly:
“I was giving a blowjob when the earthquake struck and I wasn’t sure what happened,” veteran porn celebrity Shayla LaVeaux recounted. “I was really getting into the blowjob so the earthquake caught me by surprise.”LaVeaux says that during the quake she looked up from Alan Stafford’s penis for a moment and saw the crew fleeing the set in a panic.
That's porn journalism at it's finest. "Think of the porn stars!" is a way better refrain than "Think of the children!" during natural disasters anyway.
--Audacia Ray
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