Revealing Lycra Atrocities [Fashion]
Posted at 12:19 PM Aug 15, 2008

Ok, this isn't actually a vintage dress by any means, but seriously: the 1990s called and it wants its hideous lycra dress back. The only person this thing has a chance of looking good on is exactly the woman pictured: a tan and toned boy-hipped chick with fake boobs. It's a marvel of... un-nature.
--Audacia Ray
more: Dressed for Sex
I will give you five dollars if I can get a photograph of you wearing that dress in public, Dacia.
Posted by: Mikey Mongol at August 15, 2008 2:46 PM
I think I would look like a pasty disco sausage in that dress. In a bad way, just in case any of you think that would be hot.
I'm insulted Mikey - my dignity is worth more than five bucks!
Posted by: Audacia Ray at August 15, 2008 4:16 PM
Oh jeese. You found my dress! I couldn't remember where I lost it. Oh, and my body too! Thanks so much. I was lost without it. :)
Posted by: dominadoll at August 15, 2008 10:28 PM
Ten bucks?
Posted by: Mikey Mongol at August 16, 2008 2:39 AM


