The Dunlap Horror [Porn-o-rama]

Posted at 2:38 PM Aug 20, 2008

Porn-o-rama is written by Mikey Mongol. Brace yourself.

Ah, now I see how this works. I post a probably-dead amphibian being forcibly shoved into some poor crying woman's hoo-hah, and I get eight comments. Three perfectly normal hardcore porn pictures gets me bupkus.

OK, fine, let's do this.

So what with the horrible disgusting shit that anyone that spends anytime wallowing in the underbelly of this profession (and it's all underbelly, by the way) has to see, one tends to get desensitized to most of it. "Mikey," my friends always ask me, "how is it that you are so wise and strong and handsome?" But after that, the second most common question is "So considering everything that you've seen, does anything still squick you out?'

The answer, sadly, is yes. And here are three of them.

1) Granny porn. Yeah, OK, I know that old people are sexual, and that's fine. And I don't mind necessarily the fact, in abstract, that they might be filmed bumping ugly (and I do mean ugly). But that? Nobody needs to see that. Ever. 2) Fuck My Gut Butt. Look, anyone that knows me knows that I'm not a guy that only goes after the skinny-minnies. Most of the time I like a woman that has some curves, with some meat on her bones. I'll admit that the woman pictured on that boxcover is probably a little outside my target range -- once your dunlap starts developing a dunlap, I'm probably no longer interested. That being said, I got no beef with XXL BBWs and their adorers, and the idea of a woman of that size getting it on isn't inherently disgusting to me. However! The very idea of gut-butt fucking (the fucking of the belly-button crease of the extremely obese)... that just doesn't sit right with me. I know there are plenty of places that the penis wasn't meant to go that plenty of people, myself included, like to stick it, but somehow the "gut-butt" is a faux-orifice (a fauxrifice?) too far. 3) Ed Powers. Look at that guy. Ew ew ew ew ew. If bestiality is illegal, he should be too.

What about you folks? What porn makes you cringe and shrivel?

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