The Penthouse Pet Handbook: All You Ever Needed to Know
Posted at 2:37 PM Aug 19, 2008
Kayden Kross, who is the Penthouse Pet of the Month for September 2008, blogged at Mike South's site about the Penthouse Pet Handbook and schwag bag that all newly annointed Pets of the Month get. Yes, its true, Penthouse Pets are expected to comport themselves a certain way, and the official handbook spells it all out:
While all of these things were and are wonderful, I think the item I would like to focus on is the Penthouse Pet Handbook. That’s right. There is a handbook. When I had first signed with Vivid I remember buying Jenna Jameson’s book because I thought it would tell me everything I would need to know. I learned nothing and went into my first scene oblivious. It seems like an aspiring porn star would need a manual. Or maybe the production companies who put girls under contract should print up employee handbooks. That’s essentially what my Penthouse Pet booklet is: an employee handbook. To be honest, I’m thrilled with this new development. There is a dress code. There is a code of conduct. There is a payment schedule and a contact sheet for all of the penthouse people one might need to get a hold of. It even tells you when you can drink and when you can eat. It tells you when you need to have a pedicure. There is a page-long list of suggested ways to sign autographs. This book is gold.
--Audacia Ray
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