Write a Verse for the Wet Spots: Contest Winner!
Posted at 6:00 PM Jul 25, 2008
I'm happy to announce the winning verse for the first Naked City contest, in which readers were charged with the task of writing a new verse to the Wet Spots song Public Service Announcement, which is about the things that you should not put in your ass. Here's the winning verse!
never put a cell phone in your rear, dear
the reception in there isn't very clear
never put a cell phone in your end, friend
your text messages will be much, much harder to send
the vibrations might be kind of fun
but how are you going to call 911?
so never, never, never, never, never, never, never put a cell phone in your bum!
The Wet Spots will be incorporating this verse into the song at their performance at the Zipper Factory this Sunday, July 27th at 8 pm. Here's all you need to know about the show:
AN EVENING WITH THE WET SPOTS
Starring Cass King and John Woods
Sunday, July 27 at 8 p.m.
Tickets: $20
Canadian bisexual, polyamorous husband-and-wife musical comedy duo The Wet Spots bring their critically acclaimed show to the Zipper Factory after a smashing run at the Sydney Opera House. Prepare for a lively affair, featuring songs, monologue, sing-a-longs and spankings. The Wet Spots' mixture of lyrical wit and lusty subject matter reclaims the original meaning of adult entertainment. The Sydney Morning Herald calls them "Burt Bacharach on Amyl Nitrate" and the Vancouver Sun suggests "To call the show burlesque would be too mild but the seamless harmonizing and sophisticated showmanship of this pair keep it from being merely raunchy". They first came to public attention when their YouTube video Do You Take It (In the Ass?) was downloaded more than three million times, and their live show has won critical acclaim across four continents. The duo has also been endorsed by progressive sex educators such as Susie Bright (Best American Erotica) who describes the Wet Spots as "Savage Love meets Schoolhouse Rock", and Dr. Carol Queen (Good Vibrations Guide to Sex) who says: "These guys are musically adept, hilarious and super-cute... They are a pair of the best sex educators currently working in the Americas."
