There is a card for every occasion, of this we have absolutely no doubt. Most recently, we have become enamoured of WrongCards, a collection made by a mysterious Australian with a wicked sense of humor and apparent fascination with ducks. We'll ignore the latter in favor of the product, which is, if we may, just the thing to ensure this week culminates in a proper fuckfest.
Hey, Wanna Fuck?
You could comment on their shoes and ask if they'd care to fuck or you can send them this. Something about the bodies and the awkward humor... if they laugh right in your face, you can always pretend they really liked the card. Otherwise, you're all set for a night of genital rubbing.
Always a good time.