Every few months,an article will come out proclaiming the death of the blog. The death of the blog is almost as popular a topic for tech writers with nothing better to write about as speculating on the health of Steve Jobs.

And then, bam. A blog will hit your radar and convince you that there is still hope. We'd been living on crumbs for a while -- those porn Tumblrs we've come to love.

But today, we have something a little different: My Online Dating Inbox. The secrets of an e-mail inbox of a typical dating site user.

Testament to the completely asinine shit people say when confronted with someone remotely attractive.

We hope this public flogging serves as a sort of moral lesson: don't be a dumbass.