Imagine you're not doing too well keeping up on your finances. Credit card bills, rent, an all-organic diet, a nutritionist, personal trainer, yoga instructor, reiki master, acupuncturist, dog groomer -- you know, L.A. necessities. They pile up. As a result, you gave up some luxuries, like cable and internet. Hey, there's a Coffee Bean around the corner, right?

Not good enough, it turns out. But you're in luck. You're a leggy blonde with access to Craigslist -- well, at least until the Bean closes.