During our rampage through porn stars' Amazon wishlists, we discovered that both Zoe Voss and April O'Neil have Dyson vacuum cleaners on theirs. Curious as to why they would include such a mundane item as a vacuum cleaner, our editor ventured forth to investigate.

For the purpose of full disclosure, no, Dyson did not compensate us in any way, shape, or form, to post about this. We were simply being curious. It's not our fault that what followed could best be labeled as a Dyson commercial.

All right, it's settled. Porn stars can not only marathon-fuck like nobody's business, but they are also apparently very apt home-makers. Who like gaming. And make their own pasta. And --

You know what? We're going to stop here before we give everyone a complex.