The trending topic of the day? #Donttrusther ("don't trust her"). All right, so maybe a few of you have had bad experiences with women. A first glance over the tweets coming in suggested people were imparting useful advice to one another, for example:

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But then they started to get paranoid:

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Hat tip to Tom Leykis, anyone? He forgot the Tabasco. What about this dude?

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What if she's only five miles away, but it takes two hours to get there because of traffic? Is that more or less trust?

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We thought that was bad. But then the tweets just stopped making any sense at all:

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