There are no hard and fast rules when it comes to online dating, except probably this: if you go to a party, don't leave your phone unattended, especially if you're in the middle of getting to know someone via a dating site that has a very easy to use app.

For your reading pleasure, a example of what can unfold. Shenanigans begin at "McJew."

Weirdly -- or perhaps not so weirdly -- the exchange took a turn here. The last thing she responded before the phone fell back into its owner's hands was "how violently?" In a sense, it sent the baffled owner of the iPhone on his way to success. So much for the theory that trolling does nothing for your sex life.