There is a card for every occasion, of this we have absolutely no doubt. Most recently, we have become enamoured of WrongCards, a collection made by a mysterious Australian with a wicked sense of humor and apparent fascination with ducks. We'll ignore the latter in favor of the product, which is, if we may, just the thing to ensure this week culminates in a proper fuckfest.

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Hey, Wanna Fuck?

You could comment on their shoes and ask if they'd care to fuck or you can send them this. Something about the bodies and the awkward humor... if they laugh right in your face, you can always pretend they really liked the card. Otherwise, you're all set for a night of genital rubbing.

Always a good time.

We've all seen FreeCreditReport.com's Dream Girl, about the guy who marries his dream girl and ends up living in her parents' basement because her credit is shot. "If we'd gone to FreeCreditReport.com," he sings, "I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard."

All right, fine, so the number one reason marriages fail is usually related to finances, but we didn't really take the commercial seriously. Irresponsibility isn't the only thing that can muddle up a credit report and any way -- it's not like it's something you can't rectify with some planning and foresight. Or so we thought:

Craigslist. Useful, absurd, fascinating, creepy and tonight, a little hopeful. Here's an exchange that unfolded right in Missed Connections:

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Not BakeSpace's fault that the term was co-opted a few decades ago by the BDSM community to denote their informal get-togethers, but hopefully no fetishists will show up ready to mingle and talk tech. Although that'd be kind of interesting.

There are no hard and fast rules when it comes to online dating, except probably this: if you go to a party, don't leave your phone unattended, especially if you're in the middle of getting to know someone via a dating site that has a very easy to use app.

For your reading pleasure, a example of what can unfold. Shenanigans begin at "McJew."

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True or false, L.A.?

A few months ago, we blogged about the creativity hidden in wi-fi connections. We stumbled on a new one tonight we just had to share:

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We wish we were kidding. What the fuck are these people on?!

We report, you decide:

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California Exotic Novelties

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Hope it holds us over until 2017 -- the year of the cock -- err, rooster.

The trending topic of the day? #Donttrusther ("don't trust her"). All right, so maybe a few of you have had bad experiences with women. A first glance over the tweets coming in suggested people were imparting useful advice to one another, for example:

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