The trending topic of the day? #Donttrusther ("don't trust her"). All right, so maybe a few of you have had bad experiences with women. A first glance over the tweets coming in suggested people were imparting useful advice to one another, for example:
Picture a woman at a bar. She's sipping a drink and writing. You decide she's attractive enough to approach. Your choice is to a.) greet her and introduce yourself; b.) comment on something unrelated to her but relevant (such as the terrible storm outside or the drinks at the bar); c.) apologize for interrupting and ask her a question; d.) say something rude. Which do you do?
During our rampage through porn stars' Amazon wishlists, we discovered that both Zoe Voss and April O'Neil have Dyson vacuum cleaners on theirs. Curious as to why they would include such a mundane item as a vacuum cleaner, our editor ventured forth to investigate.
For the purpose of full disclosure, no, Dyson did not compensate us in any way, shape, or form, to post about this. We were simply being curious. It's not our fault that what followed could best be labeled as a Dyson commercial.