Taking MySpace-style pics is tricky. You have to make sure you consider more than just how your face looks -- after all, you never know what other angles you may inadvertently be offering...

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There is no question that porn doll Zoe Voss loves the camera -- her background is, afterall, in fashion -- but nothing could have prepared us for the lovely eyefull that we got today on her blog, here is a teaser:

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Via RyanKeely.com

Porn doll and sex educator Ryan Keely couldn't take it anymore. It seemed that every day another man asked her how to become a pornstar -- not so they could hear helpful advice, either, but to assure her they fit the bill.

Yeah, right.

Proof positive that porn veteran Brittany Andrews, who made a comeback earlier this year as Samantha in New Sensations' Sex and the City XXX Parody, has a wicked sense of humor:

On Tuesday we told you that the HIV-positive porn star Derrick Burts was planning on accepting the offer of porn agent veteran Mark Spiegler to take a polygraph to verify whether he had knowingly contracted HIV off a porn set. Spiegler offered to pay Burts, also known as "Patient Zeta," $1,000; by all indications, Burts seemed ready to perpetuate the madness.

Today, his tune changed when Spiegler submitted the four questions the polygraph expert planned to ask Burts.

Lupe Fuentes, in a still from the Wicked trailer for Lolita.

Lupe Fuentes just wrapped her first flick with Wicked, which is, for all intents and purposes, an MTV-style version of Lolita. Recently, during a run-of-the-mill interview with XFanz, she confessed how much she enjoyed discovering plushophilia.

Photo via Kristina Rose.

Out there somewhere, a woman is crying. She probably suffered through years and years of media law, communications theory, belligerent editors, a seemingly endless series of obits, the most mind-numbingly boring local beats -- all in the hopes that she'd get a column one day. Has she a column? Nah, but our favorite porn doll Kristina Rose just landed one for XCritic. Funny how that goes.

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Continuing the overview of what our favorite skin girls want for Christmas, we're taking a peek at Kristina Rose's Amazon wishlist today. Here's what the AVN Performer of the Year nominee wants in her stocking:

During our rampage through porn stars' Amazon wishlists, we discovered that both Zoe Voss and April O'Neil have Dyson vacuum cleaners on theirs. Curious as to why they would include such a mundane item as a vacuum cleaner, our editor ventured forth to investigate.

For the purpose of full disclosure, no, Dyson did not compensate us in any way, shape, or form, to post about this. We were simply being curious. It's not our fault that what followed could best be labeled as a Dyson commercial.

Photo via Aaliyah Love.

Our tour of the materialist cravings of porn stars continues today with the Amazon wishlist of web bombshell and two-year XBIZ Award nominee Aaliyah Love.